i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore.
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron
anD THE BOOK GUM
Birthdays may have been invented by Hallmark to sell cards, but we’re still going to celebrate!
ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE
WHY IS THIS BACK